Ironman Canada 2010: Have you seen this man?

The Cliffnotes:

• Drinking Club with a Biking Problem consists of Adam, Elaine and I

• I'm "2010 Shannon" which means I'm the buzz kill that says we can't drink until we've done our work. Sometimes 2009 Shannon shows up... which isn't good for training

• Adam's "Lost in Transition" and/or "Goldilocks". The first because it took him as long to get through transition as it did to swim 2.4 miles, the second is because he is very picky about what he wants in all things considered

• Elaine is "Adult Supervision" which is because Adam and I can't be trusted with our drinking habit unless she's there to supervise and keep us from polishing off a case of wine by ourselves

• Then of course there are references to "Wife #1-5". This comprises of Adam's Ex Wife (#1), Elaine (#2), Shannon (#3), Adam's current girlfriend (#4) and the girl Elaine and I want Adam to marry (#5). Wife #5 switches often and despite our pleads, Adam never commits to our suggestions

• Elaine and I have self named ourselves Wife #2 and Wife #3 because we love to nag Adam and he can't shut us up. Also, we've decided being one of Adam's wives means you get a lot of financial perks

• With all these wives, we are known as "The Polygamy Family"

Ya! We haven't either - at least not on the bike or in the pool lately...

If you happen to find him at a wine bar, will you send him our way?

Thanks,
Adult Supervision & 2010 Shannon

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